To My Soon-to-be-ex Roommate's Cat

Dear Cat,

I will miss you. I will miss the way you'd sneak into my room through the laundry room closet in the dead of night to sleep on my face. Never again will I wake up in the middle of the night to the smell of cat butt so close to my nose.

I will miss you rubbing up on my legs. Especially when I wore black slacks. I always thought they'd look better with white cat hair all over them. Or when you somehow broke into the bathroom when the door was locked so you could rub yourself against my legs while I was on the toilet.

I will treasure all the times you jumped up on my lap, sat down and started shamelessly licking yourself.

I liked it when I would be cooking and you'd come sit next to my feet and make that snorting noise.

Goodbye, cat. We have had many memorable moments, you and I.

sendyouallmylove,
Rangergirl

To the Strange Couple at my Bus Stop

Dear Strange Couple,

I like your brightly colored hair. I have never met anyone who just has a sheet of chain mail with them at all times. It's cool. Some people carry around yarn and knitting needles, some people carry around long sheets of chain mail they are adding to. I am intrigued by the creative use of bandanas in your outfits. I have never seen one used for that particular purpose. I am curious to know what inspired your tattoo of the word "scum." I should've asked before my bus came.

sendyouallmylove,
Rangergirl

To an Unknown Person at my Train Station

Dear Unknown Person,

You dropped your pot leaves. Several of them.

Sendyouallmylove,
Rangergirl