To the Woman Behind me at the Self Checkout

Dear Woman Behind Me,

Thank you for being so amused by my shouting at the self checkout machine when it wouldn't take my dollar. If you hadn't been laughing, you probably would've been mad instead.

sendyouallmylove,
Rangergirl

To the Person Next to me on the Train Today

Dear Person,

Your fart on the train today was so smelly and so intense that it completely masked my fart. Excellent timing.

sendyouallmylove,
Rangergirl

To The Old Couple on Their Way to a Baseball Game

Dear Old Couple,

I sat across from you on the train today. I admire that your dedication to your baseball team is at such a level that your outfits from the shirts to the hats to the earrings to the shoes are your team's colors. I enjoyed your long discussion about edible crafts. The donut one sounded pretty good. It was nice of you to make sure I knew you weren't being rude when you switched seats, you just couldn't take the craziness of going backwards on the train.

sendyouallmylove,
Rangergirl